Blown Out of Proportion

Blowup dolls are generally acquired by men and women who feel lonely and wish to find solace in a rubbery lover’s company. There’s nothing wrong with that. But from a landlord’s point of view, it’s not ideal to have a blowup doll staring at him all day from one of his tenant’s apartment windows.

Tenants are entitled to their freedom, especially when it comes to love. But when a blowup doll is involved, it’s always better to keep her in a safe, more secluded place.