A Tale of Three Inches

Being a parent is already hard enough, but it gets even more complicated when one’s forced to live next to a neighbor who acts like a toddler. Making justice to his phone name, Dan has so much free time that he annoys his next-door neighbors over a toy that’s three inches into his yard.

In the final text message, however, we find out why Dan is such a bummer: he is sad because his wife divorced him. Nonetheless, nobody deserves to get burned this badly!