Fork No Apparent Reason

Cutlery shouldn’t get on a person’s nerves. Forks, spoons, and knives are used to eat food, and that should be the end of the discussion. But in today’s frantic world, even an object as uncontroversial as the mundane fork can cause our blood pressure to go off the chart.

Why is the middle hole in this fork bigger than the other two? How did it happen? And who’s the villain behind this unfortunate prank? We don’t have the answer to any of these questions, but we’re pretty sure we’ve lost our appetite.