Homer Or A Giant Bird

The elephant slide and this monstrosity rank in the same category. Seriously, we have no idea why this is a wise decision and so widespread. You’d think that anything that kids are intended to play with would receive a lot of thought.

If the purpose of this is to represent Homer from The Simpsons, it fails miserably because it more closely resembles a huge bird with a slide on one side and steps up its back. Not only that, but it also has these swings on its arm that, in our opinion, are unnecessary. Kids may enjoy this, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s totally wrong.