Better Safe Than Sorry

Customarily reserved for bikes, these locks are built to keep them safe from thieves while owners do what they do when they’re not on their bikes. But we doubt anyone will ride a bike on spring break unless it is to buy more beer. What they will do, though, is wear flip-flops.

If you do the math, there will be no money to replace anything because all the money is going into the booze. So if you need to remove your shoes, then it’s best to do something to keep them safe. No one wants to spend two weeks of spring break going around town barefoot.