True Crime: Camping

Don’t make the same mistake as this unfortunate golfer did on one bleak 2010 afternoon: playing golf while under the influence of alcohol. The result was a painful trip to the emergency room and a lasting photo that he won’t soon forget. Cacti and other prickly plants should be respected and avoided at all costs.

When the authorities arrived at the site, it was already too late to save the poor golfer from his demise. Let it be a lesson to campers, too, as they should never drink too much or set up their tents too close to a bunch of cacti.