For Adults Only

Given the amount of blood needed to sustain a 3-foot-tall creature, it would be impossible to create one out of thin air. Furthermore, many women would be scared by such a creature, and they would be unable to keep the tent up. But let us stop with the confusing talk and get straight to the point.

This is just a standard camping tent; nothing funny about it. It has a pillar in the middle that provides stability, allowing it to stay up while people sleep comfortably inside. Whoever thinks differently is considering things that have nothing to do with camping.