The Outdoor Gym Saga

Summer’s sizzling, but for our chiseled buddy here, it’s just another chance to get some extra Vitamin D while redefining gravity. We’re talking handstands on gym machines and pecs that could deflect a meteorite. Why settle for a musty indoor gym when the world outside is your playground, complete with natural lighting that’d make any Instagram filter jealous?

However, our neon-orange-trousered friend in the wings knows that waiting his turn means staying hydrated and slathered in SPF. The last thing you need is a sunburn on the biceps or a dehydration-induced cramp. So grab that water bottle and sunscreen, and let the outdoor gains begin.