Crocs Catastrophe

Everyone dreams of that perfect sunbath during the warmest season. Then there’s our guy, who opted for Crocs without the sunscreen. These clogs are built for land, sea, and apparently, polka-dotted feet! Well, they might be versatile, but skimping on sunscreen is an open invitation for feet that look like they’ve played hopscotch in a paint store.

These clogs are the beachwear VIP, designed to kiss your feet with just enough sun for that radiant tan. Plus, those airy straps leave no room for awkward tan lines. Add a dollop of sunscreen to exposed skin, and you’re golden—literally. So, save the shoes for garden duty.