Santa’s Lost the Christmas Spirit

Is that Santa Claus, or just a guy in a bright red suit? The portly physique is missing, so if this is Santa, he’s definitely gone on a diet. His outfit is also missing the white fur trim and black belt, so maybe there’s been budget cuts at the North Pole.

The only thing this guy’s got going for him is the white beard, and in our book, that counts for something. So if this is Santa, he’s had a terrible year. First, his sleigh was carted off to be repaired, and now the elves are late in dropping off the toys.