Champagne 1, Bride 0

All aboard the runaway bride train—well, almost! Meet Hannah from Chertsey, the star of this subway show, rocking a wedding gown that looks like it just went through a mud wrestling match. And that hand over her face isn’t about shame; it’s more like a “Where’s the Tylenol?” moment.

Turns out, our heroine here went a bit too hard on the champagne express. Where’s the groom anyway? Who knows, maybe he’s off on a rescue mission, armed with a giant bottle of antacids. So, it’s not quite a “runaway” bride scenario; it’s more like “Champagne vs. Bride: The Mudslide Edition.”