Happy Hour Meets Unhappy Odors

Our heroine was dressed to the nines, smelling divine and minding her business with her drink. But the party took a twist when Mr. Funky Fresh, clearly a few sheets to the wind, introduced himself with a hug. Talk about coming on strong and stinky!

We’re all for spontaneity, but here’s a tip for the fellas: no one asked for your surprise olfactory experience, especially without an invite! And PSA: Unsolicited touching isn’t just a party foul; it’s a legal no-no. Mr. Funk might’ve been too sloshed to remember the rules, but we’re cheering for our gal to make a smooth escape.