Swiping Left in the Heat of Things

Once upon a recent time, lovebirds whispered sweet nothings. Now they’re just swiping and typing! At what looks like the social event of the season, while other pairs are lost in each other’s eyes, one guy seems lost in the glow of his screen.

Maybe his partner’s smooching skills didn’t score a perfect ten, or perhaps our man is updating his relationship status. But come on, dude! Life’s unfolding in 3D, and you’re caught in the 2D trap. This modern-day Romeo seems to have missed the memo that pocketing that phone is necessary when spending time with a living, breathing human.