A Deer in the Dark

A lot of people often overlook the fact that deer are both agile and surprisingly heavy. When these animals lose their fear of humans, they can cause severe damage; this particular deer has spied an opportunity and seized it—likely to the detriment of any nearby pastries. Unfortunately, we cannot exactly say this was a victimless crime.

While enjoying the great outdoors, the man in the picture forgot one of the unspoken camping rules: don’t get distracted when it’s pitch-black dark outside. Please don’t mistake the light in his head for an allegorical lightbulb, because this was not a good idea!