Turtle Tower Time

Dubai’s elite has discovered a new, although slow-moving, status symbol. Forget the big cats; turtles are the new trend! The city’s elite are embracing the art of ‘turtle stacking.’ Smiling at the camera, our white-robed gentleman demonstrates this fascinating phenomenon by holding the topmost reptile.

What’s all this stacking about, you ask? Well, these marine reptiles naturally climb atop one another to bask in the warmth of the sun. But this fellow likely built this tower himself, bringing a whole different meaning to “standing tall.” Mind you that these endangered critters aren’t toys, so let’s hope this trend doesn’t gain traction.

Purring Luxury

Owning a cheetah in Dubai? Talk about a status symbol! Big cats in cars have long been synonymous with wealth in the Middle East, tracing back to the times of Egyptian and Persian royalty. Imagine cruising down the highway with a bored cheetah in your passenger seat, looking as uninterested as a teenager on a family road trip. It’s the ultimate flaunting of opulence.

But before you get too wild with envy, it’s worth noting that since 2017, the UAE has firmly said “no” to keeping exotic pets. New laws ban ownership and sale of these wild companions, with penalties including jail or fines up to USD 136K.

A Golden Call

If you thought gold was just for jewelry, think again. In the dazzling city of Dubai, where opulence knows no bounds, a solid golden cell phone is turning heads. This isn’t just a phone; it’s a statement piece that weighs in on both styles and, quite literally, in your pocket—a conversation starter, for sure, but also a potential workout accessory.

The renowned brand “Caviar” unveiled this Tsar range of the “Gold Sheikh” gizmos in April 2019. With only seven manufactured to represent the seven emirates of the UAE and starting at a mere $37K, these sparkling gadgets are redefining luxury.